I'm hoping these Man United reports are pure fiction.
Ruben Amorim is hurting for players who fit his system.
Rumour roundup with more on Kvara, Jhon Duran, Chelsea youngsters.
Which teams are we winning on the most, and which teams hate us?
Good player, decent price, wrong position?
5 big clubs are bidding! Plus more transfer rumours.
It wouldn't be a good transfer but it would be a fun one.
The Premier League weekend roundup.
So sorry, I fucked it. Ignore the first one from today.
Sometimes you just sort columns and look for weird stuff.
You can't make me bet on United's midfield
